For those who might like to meet a few of our Sol Haven gentles (and friends), this page is dedicated to those brave individuals who have dared to face the lens. Whether or not they have emerged unscathed is for you to judge!
.....Last Updated 11/13/06.....
Anyone shown on this page who does not want his or her photograph included will be removed upon request to web_minister (at) solhaven (dot) com
This time around we start out with Eros, our own mad alchemist, god of love, and marcher to an entirely different drum. This charming portrait was taken at a fighter practice in the late summer of A.S. XLI, proving that the phrase "he's a lover, not a fighter" does not entirely apply to this particular youngish gadabout. Indeed, rumor has it that Eros actually has fought in a tournament...maybe.
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Moving right along, our next victim is THLady Morfydd ferch Bronwen, our resident power-shopper, patron goddess of kitchen wenches, and dancer to a different rhythm. This portrait was taken at Fall Coronation in September of A.S. XLI immediately after she lost her mind entirely, declared that the Crown was guilty of over-taxation, and stepped down as Kingdom Exchequer. Refunds are still available, by the way, in the form of candy coins.
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Our third target is William Scrivener, Sol Haven's Herald, resident god of procreation, punster extraordinaire, and swinger of a different sword. This portrait was taken of him and his daughter Emma at Fall Coronation in September of A.S. XLI where he was impersonating a rather well upholstered chaise lounge. William has fought in a tourney and actually won a bout, so we only make fun of him on alternate Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Edward the Confessor's Birthday.
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And since we began this foray into the bizarre, here is Meistres Bronwen o Gydweli, Sol Haven's Chronicler & Web Minister, goddess of yellow journalism, and singer of a really different song, in her virtually unknown but moderately entertaining alter-ego as "Goth Bronwen". This less than engaging portrait was taken of her on Halloween in October of A.S. XLI while she proved once and for all that you do not have to be a squire to get really foolish.
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Next on the list we have Mongo the Patient, resident strong silent type, demi-god of shutters and lenses, and painter of a really different picture, in his virtually unknown alter ego as Captain Skypilot - Galactic Rebel. This portait was taken of him on Halloween in A.S. XLI, and we have pretty much ascertained that the armor shown here has never been near an armor imspection point. However, Mongo guarantees that it will repel laser beams, photon torpedos, hurled invective, and all Harry Potter spells.
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And now we present THLady Aislinn Chaomhanach, Sol Haven's Reeve & Historian, resident kitchen addict, goddess of love and dairy products, and poet to a really different meter...if you've never heard "I Am A Tree" don't ask...in a rare moment when she was neither dodging the camera nor pretending to be an innocent bystander or a brick house. This portrait was taken of her at Festivus in November of A.S. XLI, where we were able to corner her and induce compliance by promising that if she stood still and smiled we would find her a single male willing to do windows.
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Our next subject has to be Mistress Molli Rose Kekilpenny, newly elevated Pelican, resident goddess of glitter and hot glue guns, child warfare advocate, and walker to a motorized beat. This portrait was taken of her at Festivus in November of A.S. XLI where she was making etible playdough into ersatz fruits and vegetables and entertaining visitors with impersonations of Martha Stewart....maybe. Mistress Molli Rose will be appearing at the Sol Haven Center for Puppetry Arts through December, so be afraid...be very afraid.
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And finally, we have our Sol Haven Bogus-Album-of-the-Month Club pick for November 2006! Lord Tous iz Rostova was the Grampy Award Winner in A.S. XXXIX as 'Best Male Vocalist Who Resembles Richard Geer', and this particular album went aluminum the next year, selling nearly a dozen copies to his close friends and relatives. Only a very few copies were ever burned, so be sure to order yours while supplies last and before you give the matter too much intelligent thought!
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